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What is a Cat?

  1. Cats do what they want.
  2. They rarely listen to you.
  3. They're totally unpredictable.
  4. They whine when they are not happy.
  5. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  7. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
  8. They're moody.
  9. They leave hair everywhere.
  10. They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg.

Conclusion: They're tiny little women in fur coats.




What is a Dog?
  1. Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
  2. They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room.
  3. They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
  4. They growl when they are not happy.
  5. When you want to play, they want to play.
  6. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
  7. They are great at begging.
  8. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
  9. They leave their toys everywhere.
  10. They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss.

Conclusion: They're tiny little men in fur coats.....



The Difference Between Dogs and Cats

A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,
provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
They must be Gods!

A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me,
provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!



Cats Know Everything!
True Facts
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Military Wisdom
An oxymoron in any cat's opinion.

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
U.S. Air Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered
automatic weapons."

General Macarthur

"You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me."

U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

" Tracers work both ways."
U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."

Infantry Journal

"Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."

Unknown Army Recruit

"If you see a bomb technician running, follow him."

USAF Ammo Troop

"You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3."

Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

"The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."

"What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots? If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC screws up, .... The pilot dies."

"Never trade luck for skill."

The three most common expressions (or famous last words) in aviation are: "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And "Oh S...!"

"Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight."

"Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground incapable of understanding or doing anything about it."

Author(s) Unknown or quoted


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