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"There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't."
Robert Benchley, American Humorist (1888-1946)

"There are basically two types of people. People who accomplish things, and people who claim to have accomplished things. The first group is less crowded."
Mark Twain

We can see from the above that the phrase "There are two types of people" has been with us for some time. Many people have used that phrase as a vechile for their own philosophical wit while others have used it as a means of division. Sadly a search of the internet shows that people with a religious agenda are the worst offenders.

Being a cat with nine lives I am naturally a Buddist. My religion does not get one hit from a follower who who uses the quote to create the "right us" and "wrong them" or "hollier than thou" scenario. It makes you think doesn't it?

Please enjoy the rest of quotes I have collected and quotes that have been sent to me. I will try to keep my catty coments to a minimum. I have tried to give credit where due Email me if you have a quote or know who made the quote not credited below, especially if it is you.

My favourite is:

"There are two kinds of people; those who really love cats, and those who have never owned cats."
Unknown

Enjoy the rest of the quotes.

"There are two kinds of people: those who think they can, and those who think they can't, and they're both right."
Henry Ford

"There are two kinds of people, those that listen and those that wait to talk."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world, good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more."
Woody Allen

"There are two types of people who will tell you that you cannot make a difference in this world: Those who are afraid to try themselves, and those who are afraid that you will succeed."
Ray Goforth

"There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are.""
Frederick L. Collins

"Technology is ruled by two types of people: those who manage what they do not understand, and those who understand what they do not manage."
Mike Trout

There are two types of people in this world: lazy people and stupid people. Stupid people are too dumb to be lazy. Lazy people find creative ways to be lazy, therefore improving brain power.
Unknown

"There are two types of people one that blames someone else for everything that ever happened to them, good or bad; one blames themselves for everything!"
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world, those who wish they'd lived in the past, and those who wish they could live in the future."
Unknown

"There are only two kinds of people in the world - there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good morning, Lord," and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, "Good Lord, it's morning."."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain."
Unknown

"There are two types of people; one kind who want the violence to stop and those watch until the violence has stopped."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world, those that see the beauty of creation and those that see the ugliness of humanity."
demyngeiv

"There are two types of people - the ones who love to win and the ones who hate to lose."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world: those who believe in themselves and those who don't."
Unknown

"There are two types of people ... the scrutinizers and the scrutinized"
John Gregory Dunne

"The world is divided up into two kinds of people -- those who look at their body waste in the toilet bowl, and those who don't."
John Gregory Dunne

"There are two types of people in this world, those who like Elvis and those who like the Beatles."
Quentin Tarantino

"There are two types of people in this world: those who have the ability to assemble Ikea furniture and those who do not."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world...idiots who think they're smart, and idiots who don't."
Unknown

"There are two types of people: Those who save data and those who will."
Unknown
(My Master's Favourite since the "The Great Crash of 2002" made him a "Data Saver".)


"There are two kinds of people in the world -- those who understand the second law of thermodynamics, and those who don't".
Unknown

"There are two types of people, people who help individuals up and those who hold people down."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world; those who readily embrace new technologies and those who are intimidated by them."
Unknown

"There are two types of people, those who divide people into two types and those who don't."
Murphy's Law - Barth's Distinction.

"There are two types of people in the world; those who learn from their mistakes, and those who learn from the mistakes of others."
Unknown

"There are two types of people, those that give us pleasure when they arrive and other that give you pleasure when they leave."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in our society the people who represent the brighter side of a picture and the people who represent the darker side."
Abdul Ghani Bhatt

"There are two types of people who make a prediction, there are those who don't know, and there are those who know they don't know."
Unknown

"There are two types of people who complain about paying their income tax: - Men and Women."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world: those who tell you what you want to hear, and those who tell you the truth."
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there."
Indira Gandhi



"There are two kinds of people in the world, Red Dwarf Fans and complete and total Smegheads!!!"
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people : those who think there are two kinds of people and those who are smart enough to know better."
Tom Robbins

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who are good with words, and those who are... er..um... thingy"
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people in the world. People who masturbate. And people who lie about it."
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on...."
Robert Byrne

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who talk about having sex, and those who are having sex."
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people in the world: those who walk into a room and immediately turn the TV on, and those who immediately turn it off."
Unknown

There are two kinds of people: those who say to God, "Thy will be done," and those to whom God says, "All right, then, have it your way."
CS Lewis

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think everything is knowable and those who realize that most of it is unknowable."
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who "get" dark humor and understand that it doesn't necessarily involve the originator or the appreciator in heartlessness, and those who don't and are offended."
Rostin

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think for themselves, and those who only know what they've been taught."
Sime~Gen

There are two kinds of people in the world: those who see the glass as half full and those who see it as half empty.
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people: those who repeat themselves, those who repeat themselves, those who repeat themselves, those who repeat themselves"
Unknown

There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
Cyrus Curtis

There are two kinds of people - those who are changing and those who are setting themselves up to be victims of change.
Unknown

There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore
Unknown
(Sign in Office)

"The way I see it there are two types of people. Those stupid enough to get ripped off by people selling ringtones and those sensible enough to set up ringtone selling services."
Dr Claire Weekes, UK

There are too kinds of people in this world, ...those who can spel, and those who can't.
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people: those who can stay focused, and hey, look, another vagina post."
Slartibartfast

"There are two types of people in this world: those people who want to be left alone and stay out of other people's business and the second group who love nothing better than screwing with the first group."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in this world-the Internet literate and the Internet ignorant!"
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people who lose money: those who know nothing and those who know everything."
Kaufman

'There are two kinds of people in this world I can't stand. Those intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch.'
Unknown
(Not very P.C. but it's as "old as the hills" and has a cute "catch 22")

"There are two types of people: those who with a bad short term memory and ..."
Unknown

There are two types of people who eat truffles: those who think truffles are good because they are dear and those who know they are dear because they are good!
Truffle site

There are three types of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
Unknown

"There are two types of mints you never turn down in life: breath mints and compliments. Either way, someone is trying to tell you something."
Unknown

"There are two types of people. the quick and the hungry."
Unknown

"There are two types of people: those who do something and those who sit on the sidelines and criticize."
Unknown

"There are two types of people, those that set an example of how to live life and those that set an example of how to not to live life."
Unknown

"There are two types of people out there: those who think with their heads and those who think with their hearts."
Unknown

"There are two types of people -- those who put themselves first, and those who look out first for others."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world - Rhinos and Sheep. Rhinos take charge; Sheep follow."
Unknown

"There are two types of people: "Rise and Shiners" and "Rise and Whiners."
Susan Miller


"There are two types of people, people who try to be cryptic and people who try to be explicit."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world: women who are obsessed with shoes, and men."
Unknown

"There are two types of people in the world: people who will ask directions and men."
Unknown

"There are two kinds of people - the "haves" and the "have nots." Or to put it more simply - wives and husbands."
Unknown
(Possibily a husband?)

There are two kinds of people in the world:. Those who fear God and do not fear man. Those who fear man and do not fear God.
Unknown

   


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