Fat Cat Shares her 1995 Hit Recipe
For Future Generations
Recette secrète de lapin de Fatcat
[Fatcat's Secret Rabbit Recipe]
- 1 Rabbit
- I Cup Dried Cat Food
- 1 Cup of Milk
- Dinner left overs from a family of 4
Catch and kill rabbit using your own preferred technique. Begin skinning rabbit, there may be more than one way to skin a cat but there is only one way to skin rabbits. Teeth, claws and elbow grease. After exposing a portion of meat, eat the meat, bones and desired internal organs. Remember to leave the bowel, entrails, skin and head over.
Wait until the family are sitting down to dinner and garnish the dinning table with the reserved ingredients above. If this does not get the required reaction cough up a fur ball after prolonged dry reaching. Congratulations you now have the family dinner left overs for a second course.
After one hour demand your cup of dry food and milk for supper. After this feel free to sleep, farting is optional.